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A couple went golfing one day
at a very, very exclusive course lined with million-dollar homes. On the third tee, the
husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive; If we break one of those
windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair". Of course, on her next tee she promptly
shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out...now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost". They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the window?" "Uh, yes we are, and we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually, I want to thank you! You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself". "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a split second then blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life" "No problem, you've got it, it's the least I can do. And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked looking at the wife. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said. "Consider it done", the genie said. "And now," they both asked the genie in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at this wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind". The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, as the genie rolled over he looked at the wife and asked, "Tell me, how old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly. "No shit! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?" |