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Customer : Waiter, do you serve
crabs? Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone. Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter? Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup? Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! " Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive." A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order. " The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda." An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions. Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called? Waiter : It is called special chicken soup. Lady : But I see no chicken in it! Waiter : That's why it's so special! Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ? Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly. |