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1979: Long hair 2004: Longing for hair 1979: The perfect high 2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1979: KEG 2004: EKG 1979: Acid rock 2004: Acid reflux 1979: Moving to California because it's cool 2004: Moving to California because it's warm 1979: Growing pot 2004: Growing pot belly 1979: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1979: Seeds and stems 2004: Roughage 1979: Killer weed 2004: Weed killer 1979: Hoping for a BMW 2004: Hoping for a BM 1979: The Grateful Dead 2004: Dr. Kevorkian 1979: Going to a new, hip joint 2004: Receiving a new hip joint 1979: Rolling Stones 2004: Kidney Stones 1979: Being called into the principal's office 2004: Calling the principal's office 1979: Screw the system 2004: Upgrade the system 1979: Disco 2004: Costco 1979: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1979: Passing the drivers' test 2004: Passing the vision test 1979: Whatever 2004: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses! are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your life. |